askamericatheheroyeah:

seriffluoride:

carrying—my—crosses:

doodlee-a:

GUYS, THIS IS IMPORTANT. I’ve been a lifeguard for four years, and I didn’t fully appreciate this until a little kid jumped into the shallow end of the lap pool. He wasn’t flailing. His eyes were wide in panic and h would try and push himself off the bottom, but the water was right over his head. It took me a couple seconds to register what had happened, and fortunately, another swimmer right beside the kid managed to grab him when he saw my reaction.

My mother and I run a water safety non-profit organization and this is one of the things we teach.In movies someone who is drowning always yells and screams and it’s very dramatic and obvious but in real life you really have to be paying attention


I was on holiday in Egypt when I was 14, and there was a 4-year-old Italian boy I had to save because no-one else even thought he was in trouble. Luckily, the water wasn’t too deep and only came up to my waist, but the kid was so small it covered his head. All he did was gasp for air and angle his head up, and tried kicking off the pool floor while reaching his hands up. I sat him on the edge of the pool in the shallow end and then his mother came over and thanked me.
I didn’t think much of it then, but I saved a life that day.
THIS COULD LITERALLY SAVE A LIFE.

askamericatheheroyeah:

seriffluoride:

carrying—my—crosses:

doodlee-a:

GUYS, THIS IS IMPORTANT. I’ve been a lifeguard for four years, and I didn’t fully appreciate this until a little kid jumped into the shallow end of the lap pool. He wasn’t flailing. His eyes were wide in panic and h would try and push himself off the bottom, but the water was right over his head. It took me a couple seconds to register what had happened, and fortunately, another swimmer right beside the kid managed to grab him when he saw my reaction.

My mother and I run a water safety non-profit organization and this is one of the things we teach.

In movies someone who is drowning always yells and screams and it’s very dramatic and obvious but in real life you really have to be paying attention

I was on holiday in Egypt when I was 14, and there was a 4-year-old Italian boy I had to save because no-one else even thought he was in trouble. Luckily, the water wasn’t too deep and only came up to my waist, but the kid was so small it covered his head. All he did was gasp for air and angle his head up, and tried kicking off the pool floor while reaching his hands up. I sat him on the edge of the pool in the shallow end and then his mother came over and thanked me.

I didn’t think much of it then, but I saved a life that day.

THIS COULD LITERALLY SAVE A LIFE.

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18 hours ago
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"It’s dreadful when something weighs on your mind, not to have a soul to unburden yourself to. You know what I mean. I tell my piano the things I used to tell you." — Frédéric Chopin, Chopin’s Letters. or; Sad Romantics Vol. I
01. Consolation n° 3 en ré bémol majeur, S. 172: I. Lento placido, Franz Liszt 02. L’Impromptu n° 3 en sol bémol majeur, Op. 90, Franz Schubert 03. Les Saisons n° 10 en ré mineur: Octobre, Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky 04. Mazurka n° 3 en ut dièse mineur, Op. 63, Frédéric Chopin 05. Nocturne n° 8 en mi mineur, John Field 06. Lieder ohne Worte n° 5 in h-moll, Op. 67, Felix Mendelssohn 07. Prélude n° 4 en mi mineur, Op. 28, Frédéric Chopin 08. Album Leaves, B. 109: I. Allegretto en fa dièse mineur, Antonín Dvořák 09. Romance en mi mineur, S169/R66a, Franz Liszt 10. Allegretto en ut mineur, D. 915, Franz Schubert 11. Chanson sans paroles n° 3 en si bémol majeur, Ivan Laskovsky 12. Gypsy Songs, Op. 55, B. 104: IV. Songs My Mother Taught Me, Antonín Dvořák
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"It’s dreadful when something weighs on your mind, not to have a soul to unburden yourself to. You know what I mean. I tell my piano the things I used to tell you." — Frédéric Chopin, Chopin’s Letters. or; Sad Romantics Vol. I

01. Consolation n° 3 en ré bémol majeur, S. 172: I. Lento placido, Franz Liszt
02L’Impromptu n° 3 en sol bémol majeur, Op. 90, Franz Schubert
03Les Saisons n° 10 en ré mineur: Octobre, Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
04Mazurka n° 3 en ut dièse mineur, Op. 63, Frédéric Chopin
05Nocturne n° 8 en mi mineur, John Field
06Lieder ohne Worte n° 5 in h-moll, Op. 67, Felix Mendelssohn
07Prélude n° 4 en mi mineur, Op. 28, Frédéric Chopin
08Album Leaves, B. 109: I. Allegretto en fa dièse mineur, Antonín Dvořák
09. Romance en mi mineur, S169/R66a, Franz Liszt
10Allegretto en ut mineur, D. 915, Franz Schubert
11Chanson sans paroles n° 3 en si bémol majeur, Ivan Laskovsky
12Gypsy Songs, Op. 55, B. 104: IV. Songs My Mother Taught Me, Antonín Dvořák

— (.zip) (8tracks)

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21 hours ago
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dashboard please stop recommending me the cartoon show with an anthropomorphic horse I do not care about it

19 hours ago
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moika-palace:

The Wayne, the Biltmore, the Double Breasted Upton and the Upton. Kuppenheimer ads by J. C. Leyendecker.

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20 hours ago
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funrobot:

"Let me guess; you’re going to have salmon because its Friday."
i miss these jerks i’m SO PSYCHED for the radio play \( ;O;) /

funrobot:

"Let me guess; you’re going to have salmon because its Friday."

i miss these jerks i’m SO PSYCHED for the radio play \( ;O;) /

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21 hours ago
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18th century dirty words that need to be brought back now

beggars-opera:

  • crapulous - full of crap
  • crapulence - the effects of a hangover, which can include crap
  • flapdragon - an std
  • groggified - drunk
  • bagpipe - blowjob
  • mantrap - vagina
  • whirligigs - testicles
  • fuckster - one who fucks (pretty self explanatory)
  • arsy-varsy - head over heels
  • wap - have sex
  • riding St. George - a woman “uppermost in the amorous congress”
  • sow’s baby - how you say “fucking pig” in polite company
  • gobble-prick - slut
  • velvet - or tip the velvet, french kissing
  • huffle - blowjob
  • Johnny Bum - how you say “jackass” in polite company
  • member mug - toilet (chamber pot)
  • backgammon - gay sex
  • box the Jesuit - to masturbate (“a crime it is said much practiced by the reverend fathers of that society”)
  • cock alley - vagina
  • make a coffee house of a woman’s cunt - “to go in and out and spend nothing”

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22 hours ago
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aud-works:

ron, harry & hermione!
i like to imagine that after the war ends & everything gets cleaned up, the three of them get a flat together while they recuperate & try to figure out where to go from there.  and they all have a tough time of it at first, but eventually they create someplace all of them can call home.

aud-works:

ron, harry & hermione!

i like to imagine that after the war ends & everything gets cleaned up, the three of them get a flat together while they recuperate & try to figure out where to go from there.  and they all have a tough time of it at first, but eventually they create someplace all of them can call home.

1 day ago
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